My fellow Americans... Wow! Okay, thats the first thing I have to say is just WOW! By now, I'm sure you've all heard the nefarious rumors about Barack Obama that your mom has read about in her forwarded e-mails. YES, its true that he refuses to salute the flag or sing the national anthem or recite the pledge of allegiance! YES, its true that he wouldn't wear the pin with the American flag on it! YES, it is TRUE that his middle name is Hussein! HUSSEIN! You just don't get any more terroristy than that, people. A liberal terrorist.. my God!! YES, its true that he hates apple pie and baseball! TRUE, ALL TRUE! But thats not even the worst of it! NO! For today I finally realized whats really going on and its much much worse.. Barack Obama is a freakin' alien!!!!! (!!!!!!!) *screams*